My Non-Obsession Journal (droolingoverabs) wrote in soyism,
My Non-Obsession Journal

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Let's forumlate!

So far... I've figured out a few things:

We shall eat Soy on either the nones or the ides of the month.

5th or 13th day of the month except in March May July September where it's the 7th or the 15th

o.o; On the Calends of May..>_>: May 1st... Everyone must orgasm at least once...

The coming of age ritual shall involve cow-tipping.

The higher power of Soy is in three parts.

The "God" part.

The "Human" part...known as Phillipe

and the spirt part....known as the Goodness of Soy...>_>;

o.o; Soy shall not be taken for granted.

You're eligible for eldarship when you take the median age of the members of the religion...and mutliply it by 2/3.

Eldars must wear only Soy...or nothing on the Summer Solstice and must burn Soy on the Winter Solstice as a sacrafice.

Participation in rituals is encouraged to keep the Soyists somewhat as a community.

o.o; The 1st of the month is a holy day...celebrating that month.

You shall spend at least 10 minutes reflecting on what you wish to accomplish, and what you have fulfilled from the last month.

Members are urged to communicate with bliss via orgasmic experiences....o.o;

I'm not asking too much with the sex stuff, am I?

I really believe that orgasms are a glimpse of something higher.

Members are urged to court at least 5 people of both sexes... extra points if you get someone neither male nor female..>_>: before deciding on their spouse.

All Soyists are urged to learn to read at a sophisticated level, write intelligently, and at least attempt to have an understanding of math through the equvilent of today's calculus... since learned people are believed to be able to have the best understanding of all topics.

Belief in a "God" is not required... he's just there to inspire hope.. he's really just a personification of all things good in the world...

O.o; After the formation of the church...the name Phillipe is to be...>_>; conviently lost to all but the eldars.

What is good and evil shall be decided by the eldars...I strongly urge the eldars not to be too discerning.. and to leave much grey room. They should also review the beliefs of good and bad every 20 years to represent the overall morality of the religion.

The Anti-Phillipe is...... He is believed to be the personification of all things that cause major disunity in the human exisitance.
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